Scotland re-modelled in the French style

The borders should be redrawn and a new autonomous entity created, comprising Edinburgh, Newcastle and Carlisle, which will be named the “Tweed River Countries”, thus depriving Scotland of an important economic and demographic centre with a consequent reduction of its population from 5.3 to 4.3 million. Popular historians in the media will maintain that Edinburgh never really had a Gaelic or even Scottish culture.